For the 70th Anniversary of the MGM musical movie of "The Wizard of Oz," Warner Brothers is releasing it to DVD and Blu-Ray in a "Ultimate Collector's Edition." I guess the next step up is the Chuck Norris Edition.
(Miss Gulch walks in with the sheriff, who looks a lot like the Winkie who said "You killed her! She's dead!")
There she is, sheriff! Do your duty and take that dog!
... Lady, get over it.
Look at that little girl all laid up in bed, with her little dog never having left her side. You want me to put that little thing down?
But it bit me! It's a menace!
Look, lady, we just had a tornado through here, and there are probably other people banged up even worse than this kid and you want me to kill a little girl's dog. Get over yourself. Good day, ma'am, and stop wasting my time.